Ridicurous Engrish: Shop No.7

Pizza and Chicken Love Letter

“To my beloved Chicken,

There was a time where I didn’t believe in love.  I really thought it never existed, but this is the time that makes me want to thank you.  Thank you for everything, because it is you that taught me love, and how to love. Before, I feared love. But now, I know I can’t go on without love. Not any love, but your love, my love, my only, my one. I know you might fear my love. Here I am telling you to not fear it, but to have it. Out of all the things money can buy and life can give, my love to you can not and will never match. Because it is you who I live for and will die for. My eyes open to see you and close to picture you. You run wild in my mind, You stay still in my heart. My soul you share and my body you hold. Forgive me if I stop writing, but I must, for I fear words written on paper can not describe what I honestly feel for the obsession of my love, for you my love.

Today, tomorrow, forever. I love you. I love you.

Pizza.”

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