Category Archives: Konglish
“I can’t believe the Koreans would do this to me…still Nwankwo, think of the royalties…” “…wait, what…they don’t even have a WORD for royalties?”
I have actually been feeling a little bit frightened this month due to an unusually high number of birth announcements that I’ve been receiving, so this piece of stationery couldn’t have come at a better time for me. On a … Continue reading
“To my beloved Chicken, There was a time where I didn’t believe in love. I really thought it never existed, but this is the time that makes me want to thank you. Thank you for everything, because it is you … Continue reading
Pretty sure the irony of this coffee shop closing down is more delicious than the coffee they once served.
I like to imagine a drunk Piglet slurring this to Pooh after a night on the hard stuff (honeycomb).
I think quite a bit more might get ‘acoomplished’ at Korean schools if the stationery manufacturers did a spell-check now and again. Thanks for the atrocious grammar too, you sinister blue-eyed bear.
I was gearing up to choose my best witty quip to accompany this rubber called ‘morning glory’, when I discovered that astonishingly there is actually a LEGITIMATE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE ENGLISH WORDS ON THE OBJECT AND THE OBJECT ITSELF. From … Continue reading
‘Beauty’ is a word that is already on the edge, what with its 3 consecutive vowels. This Korean version takes things one step further; and thus creates a new conjugation that dissolves into a kaleidoscope of open vowel sounds. I … Continue reading